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I’m considering hosting a sex toy party with my girlfriend’s mother as the consultant. Don’t let that scare you away..she doesn’t care much about our life together - me & her just have fun - so it’s not awkward for me. She’s an awesome consultant and will gladly give you any advice! Before I start planning, though, I want to get a heads-up as to how many...
Girls who just left basement of Cabell:
One of you left your phone on a chair. Janitor just turned it in to the front desk.
and obviously I support marriage equality, but just because Obama “personally” thinks gay couples should be allowed to get married doesn’t necessarily mean I am going to vote for him. Yes, I want nothing more than to get married to my girlfriend of almost five years, but JUST someone’s personal beliefs on it are not going to justify my vote for him/her (like a lot of people...
On the postpartum floor, there was this young guy...
cardiam: “Why is he doing that?” we wondered. He had fathered kids by all three at the same time. You see everything when you’re a nurse. Lmao, this is just great.
Just wanted to say...
…happy anniversary to my amazing girlfriend of four years.<3 I love you, Kenz. :)
mimixmartini: dear boy with brown hair and glasses that works at starbucks in campbell library, i think your name is zack, but your nametag was upsidedown…anyways!… marry me, now. be my own personal barista. love, i only go to buy coffee when i see that you’re working <3 ps. when you smiled at me, i skeezed. LOL. Pretty sure this chick meant Cabell library? Don’t know of a Campbell...
Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock":
1) Vagected 2) Twat swat 3) Clam jam 4) Clitorference 5) Beaver impeder 6) Taco blocko 7) Scissorception I think “clam jam” is my favorite…it just sounds wrong on too many levels. Scissorception is my second favorite.
gregorysmusicrecommendations: You haven’t experienced a real dance party until you’ve seen Girl Talk. Riiiiight?! Everyone needs to go to one.
IF ANYONE IS IN PSYCH 101
marrythenightx: OMGGG I CAN’T FIND THESE FUCKING ANSWERS TO THE STUDY GUIDE, IT DOESN’T FOLLOW THE BOOK LIKE AT ALL UGH UGH UGH UGH I AM SO FUCKING CONFUSED AS WELL. We need to meet up in the library and do this shit.lol
I'm so torn.
Pre-nursing or pre-vet? Pre-nursing or pre-vet? OH GOD. Are there ANY pre-vets at VCU? Classes start in two weeks and I dunno what to change my major to. Sweet.
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK.
Being an adult baby, eating dryer sheets, eating your husband’s ashes, eating plastic on the daily, and bathing in bleach. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. OMG. I can BARELY watch this this. I’m in shock, I’m disgusted, and I’m about ready to go vomit. How could you even eat your husband’s ashes????! UGH. Almost time for bed now.
Fuck financial aid.
It feels like fucking 1,000 degrees today and I have to make another trip to FA. I earned the damn scholarship, just send verification. Good God.
stillxbexbloodyxmary-deactivate asked: yay VCU! (: are you going to be a freshman?
Kenz is asleep at 11:30. Wtf. She wanted to be up for Pottermore buttttttttt I’m not waking her up cuz she’ll be grouchy. I’m bored and Meeko is squeaking. Love my rat<3 lol
I should be cleaning.
But I’m not. Because tumblr is consuming all of my time right now. Also, I need to finish packing and shopping since I leave for college in less than a week, now. Love procrastination.